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    Originally posted by Nokhodi View Post

    He won't be available until international break in September (I think).
    He won't be going to Russia either. Off the field issues there don't make it a good place for him.
    Isn't there a court order for his arrest 🤣 for his baby mama

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      Originally posted by Pluto2000 View Post

      Isn't there a court order for his arrest 🤣 for his baby mama
      our boy is a fugitive??? Lol

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        Originally posted by diz View Post

        our boy is a fugitive??? Lol
        Last I heard on twitter, the court ordered him to pay this girl a bunch of money for allegedly knocking her up and leaving country

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          Originally posted by Hosseini View Post
          What's exactly the diagnosis on his calf after undergoing MRI? A strain?
          too much ghormesabzi
          --------------------------Beiranvand-------------------
          --Moharrami----Hosseini--Kanaani----Amiri--
          ------------------Ezatolahi-----Ebrahimi--------------
          --Jahanbaksh---------Ghoddos------------Taremi--
          ---------------------------Azmoun----------------------


          * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

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            Our boys are perennially horny, and it does impact things - two wives (Mahdavikia), brothel (Khaziravi), Bus fun (Kanaani), impregnate and escape (Azmoun), Boner on pitch (Jahanbakhsh), obsession with LA short chubby girls (Azizi) Yazdani etc...

            For the next world cup I recommend dressing Torabi up and putting a wig and some mateek on and then the squad can take turns to vent their sex drive




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              Originally posted by DR Strangemoosh View Post
              Our boys are perennially horny, and it does impact things - two wives (Mahdavikia), brothel (Khaziravi), Bus fun (Kanaani), impregnate and escape (Azmoun), Boner on pitch (Jahanbakhsh), obsession with LA short chubby girls (Azizi) Yazdani etc...

              For the next world cup I recommend dressing Torabi up and putting a wig and some mateek on and then the squad can take turns to vent their sex drive



              I'm a TM newb and but I keep reading (some) of those incidents you mentioned.. would you be so kind to elaborate on each one of those instance a bit more in detail? Sounds like they all are hilarious xD
              thanks in advance!

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                Originally posted by DR Strangemoosh View Post
                Our boys are perennially horny, and it does impact things - two wives (Mahdavikia), brothel (Khaziravi), Bus fun (Kanaani), impregnate and escape (Azmoun), Boner on pitch (Jahanbakhsh), obsession with LA short chubby girls (Azizi) Yazdani etc...

                For the next world cup I recommend dressing Torabi up and putting a wig and some mateek on and then the squad can take turns to vent their sex drive



                Mahdavikia married two wives?

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                  Originally posted by IRN View Post

                  Mahdavikia married two wives?

                  three I think now. Ladies loved him.

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                    Originally posted by DR Strangemoosh View Post

                    For the next world cup I recommend dressing Torabi up and putting a wig and some mateek on and then the squad can take turns to vent their sex drive
                    Given recent events in Iran I think the only people who would like that are IFF's decency ministers and Misaghi.

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                      Originally posted by IRN View Post

                      Mahdavikia married two wives?
                      Mahdi do zan was so popular amongst women that even his biggest female fans on the Iranian sports boards (which sadly are now pretty much all men) forgave him for having those two wives

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                        Originally posted by Kojiro Hyuga View Post

                        I'm a TM newb and but I keep reading (some) of those incidents you mentioned.. would you be so kind to elaborate on each one of those instance a bit more in detail? Sounds like they all are hilarious xD
                        thanks in advance!
                        Agha I don't know that much myself apart from the headlines. Maybe Mashsaeed knows more about each thing but basically Mahdavikia had two wives at once, Khaziravi got too famous too quickly and was caught in a brothel with his pants down, Kanaani was in a bus trying to arrange an encounter with an escort, sardar had a baby with a girl and left the babymama to go to Germany, and the Jahanbakhsh one is less serious , just having a boner when getting subbed on

                        Azizi liked short chubby girls when he was playing in the states

                        There was a guy who stripped off when he scored. I've forgotten what the Yazdani issue was

                        I don't know much more

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                          Originally posted by DR Strangemoosh View Post
                          Our boys are perennially horny, and it does impact things - two wives (Mahdavikia), brothel (Khaziravi), Bus fun (Kanaani), impregnate and escape (Azmoun), Boner on pitch (Jahanbakhsh), obsession with LA short chubby girls (Azizi) Yazdani etc...

                          For the next world cup I recommend dressing Torabi up and putting a wig and some mateek on and then the squad can take turns to vent their sex drive
                          bruh you forgot all about nosrati and sheys rezaie fingering drama!!! Loool

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                            AZMOUN TO AC MILAN?!?!?! WHAT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

                            https://www.fussballtransfers.com/a5...mit-neuem-klub

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                              Translation:

                              Sardar Azmoun is about to leave Bayer Leverkusen. The attacker has already reached an agreement with his new club.




                              Bayer Leverkusen and Sardar Azmoun are apparently going their separate ways. According to information from 'Bild', the 28-year-old Iranian has reached an agreement with AC Milan. At the moment, the transfer negotiations between the two clubs are underway.




                              Leverkusen coach Xabi Alonso has little use for the penalty striker, who only moved from Zenit St. Petersburg to the Bayerkreuz a year ago for a fee of 2.5 million euros, but has not been able to make a lasting impression since then.




                              Behind Victor Boniface (22), the injured Patrik Schick (27) and Adam Hlozek (21), who can also play in the center of attack, Azmoun is currently only number four among Bayer's strikers. Because his contract runs until 2027, the Rhinelanders can even hope for a higher transfer fee than the one they paid for the right-footed player in 2022.




                              However, it remains to be hoped that Azmoun will pass the medical check, as he is currently out of action with a torn muscle fiber.
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                                "This is a totalitarian system whose presence people feel in their blood and in their flesh on a daily basis. And it’s one that does not grant freedoms of any kind, or accommodate people’s demands in any way. What is increasingly clear is that there is clear demand for change in the regime. What the people want is regime change, and no return to the past. There is a very real possibility of regime change." - Nasrin Sotoudeh

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