Peiman 92 ASIAN CUP GURANTEE tm winning the cup thread

[oracle]

if we beat Japan we need to choose a long white dress for persiangodfather for his khatineh party

The gown needs to be in green/white /red

ac logo winner on top right corner.
Date of operation done on left corner with his name.
.IRAN NAME RIGHT A CROSS THE MIDDLE.
TEAM MELLI number 1 FAN WRITTEN IN THE BAck.

[DR Strangemoosh]

Is the bet the entire penis or just a bit of foreskin?

Am presuming most if not all male members of pfdc no longer have foreskin

[oracle]

Pgf said he will cut his shombol off and put a picture of 🍆 eggplant....his post is in this thread.

[Scooter]

Neither scimitar is Arab version.

We need Persian shamshir only

Actually, it's a class of swords, of which the shamshir is one. However, if Wikipedia is to be believed, the Persian shamshir was the origin blade of all derivative scimitars.

That being said, maybe a laser scalpel is best? Quick, "sharp", and cauterizes wound. However, then poor Peiman won't be able to re-attach as easily.

[oracle]

Actually, it's a class of swords, of which the shamshir is one. However, if Wikipedia is to be believed, the Persian shamshir was the origin blade of all derivative scimitars.

That being said, maybe a laser scalpel is best? Quick, "sharp", and cauterizes wound. However, then poor Peiman won't be able to re-attach as easily.

I like to clarify something very important, WE DONT WANT WRONG MAN GET HIS SONBOL
CUT OFF.

PEIMAN SAID TM WILL WIN ASIAN CUP WITH GENERAL...if tm dose that peiman will take over my oracle title. And if he fails to deliver he shall never discuss tm or mention the name cq.and concentrate on ss only.

PERSIAN GOD FATHER (PGF)
HAS PROMISED TO CUT HIS PENIS OFF IF TM WINS IT ALL...

I DONT WANT THE ZARBOLMASAL
DAR QATAR BORD IRAN ASIAN CUPI
DAR EUROPE ZADAN GARDANEH SOMBOLI.
HAPPEN FOR PEIMAN....
ITS PGF THAT WILL GET IT CUT NOT PEIMAN.

[Scooter]

I like to clarify something very important, WE DONT WANT WRONG MAN GET HIS SONBOL
CUT OFF.

PEIMAN SAID TM WILL WIN ASIAN CUP WITH GENERAL...if tm dose that peiman will take over my oracle title. And if he fails to deliver he shall never discuss tm or mention the name cq.and concentrate on ss only.

PERSIAN GOD FATHER (PGF)
HAS PROMISED TO CUT HIS PENIS OFF IF TM WINS IT ALL...

I DONT WANT THE ZARBOLMASAL
DAR QATAR BORD IRAN ASIAN CUPI
DAR EUROPE ZADAN GARDANEH SOMBOLI.
HAPPEN FOR PEIMAN....
ITS PGF THAT WILL GET IT CUT NOT PEIMAN.

Understood!

[koorosh]

I like to clarify something very important, WE DONT WANT WRONG MAN GET HIS SONBOL
CUT OFF.

PEIMAN SAID TM WILL WIN ASIAN CUP WITH GENERAL...if tm dose that peiman will take over my oracle title. And if he fails to deliver he shall never discuss tm or mention the name cq.and concentrate on ss only.

PERSIAN GOD FATHER (PGF)
HAS PROMISED TO CUT HIS PENIS OFF IF TM WINS IT ALL...

I DONT WANT THE ZARBOLMASAL
DAR QATAR BORD IRAN ASIAN CUPI
DAR EUROPE ZADAN GARDANEH SOMBOLI.
HAPPEN FOR PEIMAN....
ITS PGF THAT WILL GET IT CUT NOT PEIMAN.

Okay keep point to clarify:

Sar?
Gardan?
Badaneh?
Bikh?

Your zarbolmasal implies Gardan, but has there been clarifications of the exact anatomical site? (Assuming the right man is a Muslim and the sonbol has been introduced to the blade in the past?)



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[oracle]

Okay keep point to clarify:

Sar?
Gardan?
Badaneh?
Bikh?

Your zarbolmasal implies Gardan, but has there been clarifications of the exact anatomical site? (Assuming the right man is a Muslim and the sonbol has been introduced to the blade in the past?)



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I KNEW THat QUESTION was going to be asked when I said that zarbolmasal.

Gardan was referred to so an innocent man don't get his sonbol cut over misunderstanding.

PGf WHEN made that promise and put a WHOLE eggplant next to name of CUT shonbol ITS Means
100%bikh.....

[peiman92]

Seems it is slowly time to wake up.

[oracle]

Seems it is slowly time to wake up.

MONTAZERET BODAM
MONTAZERET BODAM


PEIMAN GHOOOL GAHREMANI
SARVareh ASIYAYEEEEE

[peiman92]

MONTAZERET BODAM
MONTAZERET BODAM


PEIMAN GHOOOL GAHREMANI
SARVareh ASIYAYEEEEE

Mokhlesim Kateb jan.

[DR Strangemoosh]

Good to see the penny finally dropping about our actual level, how we have over-performed especially against Arab sides under the Queiroz era when previously we were losing against Bahrain every other game.

kudos for admitting that. Hopefully once we are rid of IR and have an actual squad of players and good coaches, not just two talents, we can finally get tHosE chAiNz oFf as you desire and not have to rely on phalanx football

[perspolis#1]

I swear it's told that we have prepared for offensive football for years but if you asked me to go and aliasghari a ball I would be better prepared then some playing

[peiman92]

Good to see the penny finally dropping about our actual level, how we have over-performed especially against Arab sides under the Queiroz era when previously we were losing against Bahrain every other game.

kudos for admitting that. Hopefully once we are rid of IR and have an actual squad of players and good coaches, not just two talents, we can finally get tHosE chAiNz oFf as you desire and not have to rely on phalanx football

You misunderstood me. What i meant with waking up was that the tournament is about to start.

[DR Strangemoosh]

I know, I was being facetious. You're not operating in the real world