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    Plan B

    Nice article by ISNA
    رضا ساکی

    پِلَن بی (Plan B) یعنی نقشه دوم. یعنی این*که شما به عنوان یک مربی برای اتفاقاتی که در بازی می*افتد از قبل فکر کرده باشید و نقشه داشته باشید. مثلا اگر تیمت ده*نفره شد تاکتیک تیم را تغییر بدهی. به این می*گویند پِلَن بی.

    پِلَن بی در زندگی هم کاربرد دارد. قشر کارمند اصلا با همین پِلَن بی زنده است و زندگی می*کند. مثلا یک کارمند هیچ وقت روی قول باجناقش حساب نمی*کند و همیشه برای قرض کردن پِلَن بی دارد و وقتی به باجناقش زنگ می*زند و درخواست قرض*الحسنه می*کند به صد نفر دیگر هم رو می*اندازد. این پِلَن بی که همان نقشه دوم است گاهی به پِلَن سی و دی هم می*رسد و کارمند جماعت اگر نیاز به ده میلیون تومان پول دارد حتی به پِلَن زِد هم فکر می*کند.

    برگردیم به فوتبال. پِلَن بی برای امثال کی*روش یک امر بدیهی است. او برای همه دقایق بازی نقشه دارد و می*داند چه می*کند. پِلَن بی برای او یعنی فکر کردن به دقیقه*های بازی. اما پِلَن بی برای مربیان دیگر این*طوری تعریف می*شود که وقتی می*بازند (اغلب می*بازند) پِلَن بی*شان این است که به کی*روش بپرند. یعنی خودشان که از صبح تا شب از پِلَن بی می*گویند در زمین پِلَن بی ندارند و پِلَن بی را به صورت حمله به کی*روش اجرا می*کنند تا از فشار باخت (اغلب فشار باخت رویشان هست) فرار کنند.

    حالا فکر کنید یک مربی که از پس تیم*های محلی برنمی*آید، می*گوید ما نباید به عراق می*باختیم و جالب*تر از او کسی است که تیمش به همین آقا که از پس تیم*های محلی برنمی*آید باخته است، اما او هم مصاحبه می*کند و می*گوید ما خوب بازی نکردیم.

    باقی بقای*تان

    #2
    Plan B for what? Blease translate..

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      #3
      Originally posted by Abtin View Post
      Plan B for what? Blease translate..
      It says Plan B if CQ quits will be Mayeli Kohan as TM coach with Derakhshan as his assistant

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        #4
        Originally posted by Camran khan View Post
        It says Plan B if CQ quits will be Mayeli Kohan as TM coach with Derakhshan as his assistant

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          #5
          LOL

          حالا فکر کنید یک مربی که از پس تیم*های محلی برنمی*آید، می*گوید ما نباید به عراق می*باختیم و جالب*تر از او کسی است که تیمش به همین آقا که از پس تیم*های محلی برنمی*آید باخته است، اما او هم مصاحبه می*کند و می*گوید ما خوب بازی نکردیم
          That was good. I hope GN and Derakhshan read it.
          راه یکی است و آن راستی است

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            #6
            Baba jan, instead of trolling go and learn to read Persian!!!

            It first talks about people in the middle class who have a Plan B to Plan Z for their lives.

            Then he talks about how CQ and other managers like him have a plan for every minute of the game.

            Then he talks about "other" managers, whose plan b consists of complaining about CQ when their team loses.

            And the best part was the end where it says that "those same managers who lose to local teams (Derakhshan), complain that Iran should have beaten Iraq, but more interesting are those managers (GN) that lose to managers who lost to local teams (Derakhshan) and say Iran did not play well


            This all goes back to when people were asking what CQ's Plan B was and he replied by saying "what is Real Madrid, Barcelona, or Manchester United's plan B?"
            راه یکی است و آن راستی است

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              #7
              Link to full article: http://isna.ir/fa/news/93111809864/%...A7%D8%B1%D8%AF
              راه یکی است و آن راستی است

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                #8
                emergency contraception?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by rugs View Post
                  Baba jan, instead of trolling go and learn to read Persian!!!
                  Your post makes no sense, since I am the one who is trolling, and I can read Persian, they're the ones who can not.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Camran khan View Post
                    Your post makes no sense, since I am the one who is trolling, and I can read Persian, they're the ones who can not.
                    Interesting... so is what you wrote, what you read?
                    راه یکی است و آن راستی است

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by rugs View Post
                      Interesting... so is what you wrote, what you read?
                      Yes, isnt that what it says?

                      On a serious note, no, I was trolling, but I still was able to read and understand the article for myself. I know how to read Farsi, but I'm not very good at it But good enough to understand most of what the article says.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Camran khan View Post
                        Yes, isnt that what it says?

                        On a serious note, no, I was trolling, but I still was able to read and understand the article for myself. I know how to read Farsi, but I'm not very good at it But good enough to understand most of what the article says.
                        My apologies then. You are a ba-savad troll
                        راه یکی است و آن راستی است

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by rugs View Post
                          My apologies then. You are a ba-savad troll
                          lol thank you

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Camran khan View Post
                            It says Plan B if CQ quits will be Mayeli Kohan as TM coach with Derakhshan as his assistant

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                              #15
                              Bro I was just messing with those who asked for a translation

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