TM Training [PHOTOS] | ahead of Guam & India | WCQ 2018

[The Realist]

I've got a birthday wish to see TM in an attacking formation and scoring few goals.

[IRN Rugby Playa]

I've got a birthday wish to see TM in an attacking formation and scoring few goals.

its not your bday

[PersianLegion]

its not your bday

Do you sell balloons?

[Karimi 8]

I've got a birthday wish to see TM in an attacking formation and scoring few goals.

You said it out loud now it won't come true! Thanks to you we wont see TM winning 19-0 again!

[greenguy4life]

Probably

I got a free sample of caboki last year and I can say that it's just powdered shit in a tub. Doesn't even stick to the hair. He's definitely had a transpant.

[teammelli91]

what did ashkan use for his hair loss?? it looks really really nice! got all of his hair back almost.

It's a combover aziz.

Be ghole Mehrdad Pouladi, "Moohaye Ashkan jazire jazirast."

[saadat_abad]

It's a combover aziz.

Be ghole Mehrdad Pouladi, "Moohaye Ashkan jazire jazirast."

thatss one sick combover ! i thought he had a hair transplant haha

[Paradigm]

Mourinho is a tactical genius yet Chelsea lost 2-1 at home to Crystal Palace today...


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Iran was THE LAST of 32 teams to score in the World Cup. That ought to tell you something is not right tactically, unless parking the bus and counter-attacking is the only plan when playing strong teams. And how about the loss to Iraq in the Asian Cup? Even with 10 men we did not have to concede three goals, had the right tactics been adapted.

[Gucci10]

Iran was THE LAST of 32 teams to score in the World Cup. That ought to tell you something is not right tactically, unless parking the bus and counter-attacking is the only plan when playing strong teams. And how about the loss to Iraq in the Asian Cup? Even with 10 men we did not have to concede three goals, had the right tactics been adapted.

Exactly. Spot on. We have more attacking minded players and we play more beautiful attacking. Oh I swear we would of won against Nigeria and Bosnia if we were to implement the correct tactics.

[IranForTheWin]

Iran was the last of 32 teams to score in the World Cup. That ought to tell you something is not right tactically, unless parking the bus and counter-attacking is the only plan when playing strong teams. And how about the loss to Iraq in the Asian Cup? Even with 10 men we did not have to concede three goals, had the right tactics been adapted.

We were playing at the World Cup, with the best players and coaches in the world. Obviously, they had their own game plans and tactics too. It's football, not a role play. Clearly, what you plan on paper will never be the outcome; football is the most unpredictable sport in the world and that is what makes it enjoyable.

[Adesor Vafaseya]

QUEIROZ Hublot watch has Iranian Flag Colours on the strap. Nice!

[BacheLot]

well im surprised, yet nobody has read too much into our training pics like before...!!
ok i'll get it started, i guess...
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Ashkan: WTF Ando; its just a training match, quit hacking and ankle biting me man, i just finally got a bit of relief from my 2 years ago injury..!!
Ando:this aint Gutter buddy, you suit up for TM, u better strap on tight aghayeh KashKaan, or should i call you Kal khan..!!? you aint fooling anybody here with your glued-out comb-over man ..!! come @ me bro..!

CQ: Yo yo yo, calm da fk down everybody..!!
Ashy, you betta hook me up with some of that fat $igning bonu$ i hear you got recently..!! aint been paid going on 7months now, fking arabs stole my stash i'd been saving for 40 years, im broke as fk, waiting in vain for handout$ from scandalous mullas ..!
i mean if you dont want me to bench yo ass or yank yo ass out early again when you start huffNpuffin after the 40 min mark..!!?? do you?
besides i, just saved your ass a major embarrassing beat-down in front of everybody in camp...!! time to dig deep $on..!!
Ashkan: yea, i hear you coach, con$ider it done..! but dont forget i want 90min next game or no deal..!!

CQ: hey Ando, you need to take it a lil easier on our mr. mostly-injured, forever unfit, Ashy-Mashy , you hear me..?? i mean you dont want me take away that Captain armband now do you..?? cause it be a real easy thing to do and i can save myself a lot of headaches with the mullahs overseeing TM too..!! you know most of them are pissed as fk already, having a haroomzadeh, Massihie playing much less captaining their nation of Islaam team, bara hamin hamishe majboret mikonan ke ketabeshoono beboosi ..!!
Im just telling you son, let it go..! or else i know how to really piss you off by passing the Armband to that nonchalant, wanna be defender, who misses defensive assignments all the time and makes you work extra hard covering up for his sorry-ass defensive miscues, you know who im talking about...?? Haj Safi, thats right, betta recognize who's in charge here, aghaye kakol-besar..!!!
I need jew to be cool, ya hear me...? comm'on Ando what's Fonzie like?
Ando: kheyli khob baba, got choo, say no more ..! me n Ashy gonna be cool like fonzies..! i swear
Ando: hey yo Carlito.... check this out ...! "bikhiyal AshyJoon shooki mikardam, bia dast bede daash"...!!

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Ashkan: thats right bitch, who'$ got the power now..! who's da real captain here..? ha?
Ando: khob, you keep that up pesar, hala mibini kee..?? " check this out "mibini een booto ba esmeh man..???" khoob negash kon alaan..! ke hami ke carlos raft az zamin beeroon, mire too kooneh shoma...!!

[Abtin]

^ khoob bikar budi

[BacheLot]

^ khoob bikar budi

thats currently saying it mildly..!!

[Paradigm]

Exactly. Spot on. We have more attacking minded players and we play more beautiful attacking. Oh I swear we would of won against Nigeria and Bosnia if we were to implement the correct tactics.

You still need the balance between offense and defense; the system has to be modified based on who the opponent is, and what line up they choose to play. That's where having done the homework is necessary. CQ has the experience, but he has stopped researching the field, and lacks enthusiasm about the job. He is also stylistically not a fit for Iran's national team. IFF should have hired someone else right after the Asian Cup: a younger, up and coming but brilliant coach who is willing to spend a lot of time in Iran observing the domestic league, trying various line ups until he figures out the right combinations.