Sardar Azmoun @ FC Rostov | 2016/17
I remember when he joined Rostov, everyone here said it was temporary and he would move to a better team in a strong league afterwards. We all saw it never happened.
Sardar will stay 3 more years in Russia, rot on the bench while a fat 30 year old Russian striker takes his place, get subbed in for 20 trash minutes against Mom Momsk and score maximum 7 goals per season. I expect this cycle to continue for the upcoming seasons since it has been like this for the past 4 years. Meanwhile, he is playing a Russian chick (photographer) and on the other side a Somalian player is killing himself to get into a bottom team from top 5 EU league.
When he's declined to an average Asian player, forgotten by all good EU teams he will end up in the Chinese league to catch fame, live the easy and good money. His Instagram will be filled with luxurious pictures for show off, and his RPL bud Saeid visiting him regularly in Beijing while Sardar tries to convince him to join CSL for pishraft.
Comfortable and low risk, like a true tarsoo. His mentality is on par with a 10 year old who doesn't want to go on a survival camp with school because he's afraid of not being with his parents for the first time of his life. Why improve your career / life when you are happy with mediocrity? I for once don't care about all the shit he gets from foreign fans on Reddit, because he deserves it.
I remember when he joined Rostov, everyone here said it was temporary and he would move to a better team in a strong league afterwards. We all saw it never happened.
Sardar will stay 3 more years in Russia, rot on the bench while a fat 30 year old Russian striker takes his place, get subbed in for 20 trash minutes against Mom Momsk and score maximum 7 goals per season. I expect this cycle to continue for the upcoming seasons since it has been like this for the past 4 years. Meanwhile, he is playing a Russian chick (photographer) and on the other side a Somalian player is killing himself to get into a bottom team from top 5 EU league.
When he's declined to an average Asian player, forgotten by all good EU teams he will end up in the Chinese league to catch fame, live the easy and good money. His Instagram will be filled with luxurious pictures for show off, and his RPL bud Saeid visiting him regularly in Beijing while Sardar tries to convince him to join CSL for pishraft.
Comfortable and low risk, like a true tarsoo. His mentality is on par with a 10 year old who doesn't want to go on a survival camp with school because he's afraid of not being with his parents for the first time of his life. Why improve your career / life when you are happy with mediocrity? I for once don't care about all the shit he gets from foreign fans on Reddit, because he deserves it.
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