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    The horror of Iranian fans not being able to post their Post-Match Player ratings will be unbearable for some. What will we do without the ability to criticize and nit pick our fellow country men on their sub par performances against Lithuania?

    To ease those individuals reflexive need to judge, I suggest we post imaginative ratings whereby we hypothetically pretend to imagine how the players likely performed according to our subjective perceptions of the given player's qualities:

    i.e.

    Shojaei: Slow, flat footed, why is on the team for God's sake?

    Cheshmi: faghat yek cheshm dare

    Azmoun: baba dasht selfie mighereft tooye pitch! Playboy pfft

    Rezaeian: chera enghadt flex mikoone muscleash?

    .....and so on and so forth

    Happy trails folks

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      I wish someone would get an airplane and hover over the match and see wtf is going on Are we winning? Losing? Cheshmi playing?

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        0-0 at halftime according to LiveScore

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          What is seriously behind CQ decision on playing behind closed doors? How come other Tier 1 teams dont do this??? Like what is there to hide? Are we hiding strengths or weakness??? We did this last time and it clearly did not play off. What is CQ thinking?? Just curious...

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            CQ has made a secret sauce ..he doesn't want anyone to copy. :-)

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              oooooo latest news:
              Lithuania has had three subs at half time.
              هرگاه شما بازیکنی دیدید که از نظر تکنیک و قدرت بدنی فوق العاده است و همیشه یکسان است و تحت هیچ شرایط هیچ افتی ندارد شما یک فوق ستاره پیدا کرده اید در غیر اینصورت شما به یک بازیکن معمولی
              نگاه میکنید.
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              I am Persian. I used to rule the world. I will never be subservient to anyone.

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                Little over an hour to start of germany-saudi comedy classic.

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                  I’m really wondering what the hells going on right now and if it is really still zero zero because that would mean this isn’t a morale boosting match after all lol

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                    Wow 60th M and 0-0 ... god help us

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                      Originally posted by iraniiii View Post
                      What is seriously behind CQ decision on playing behind closed doors? How come other Tier 1 teams dont do this??? Like what is there to hide? Are we hiding strengths or weakness??? We did this last time and it clearly did not play off. What is CQ thinking?? Just curious...
                      Answer = They do. Germany just did one in Italy. Most other countries will have won too. England's is on Monday.

                      It's particularly useful for a team like Iran as it means that opponents can't analyse our final team and CQ can surprise if he has a few tricks up his sleeve. I think it worked in 2014 against both Nigeria and Argentina.

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                        There is a Greek connection Maybe he could use AF instead of Azmoun.

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                          Great goal from cheshmi

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                            Originally posted by ommy48 View Post
                            The horror of Iranian fans not being able to post their Post-Match Player ratings will be unbearable for some. What will we do without the ability to criticize and nit pick our fellow country men on their sub par performances against Lithuania?

                            To ease those individuals reflexive need to judge, I suggest we post imaginative ratings whereby we hypothetically pretend to imagine how the players likely performed according to our subjective perceptions of the given player's qualities:

                            i.e.

                            Shojaei: Slow, flat footed, why is on the team for God's sake?

                            Cheshmi: faghat yek cheshm dare

                            Azmoun: baba dasht selfie mighereft tooye pitch! Playboy pfft

                            Rezaeian: chera enghadt flex mikoone muscleash?

                            .....and so on and so forth

                            Happy trails folks
                            I agree individually we can’t rate them but collectively if it’s a scoreless game we could write off Iran chances of scoring any goals or picking up any points out of the 3 games and hell even demand that they pack their bags and return home before they kick any balls.


                            Having said that- I still maintain faith

                            Iran 2 Morocco 1 (own goal)
                            No it was not Roozbeh scoring?
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                            Long Live 3 Rang'e Iran

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                              bicycle kick like Ronaldo. i am Impressed.
                              Originally posted by Bandar Hamal View Post
                              Great goal from cheshmi
                              Gesendet von meinem SM-G950F mit Tapatalk

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                                I love these mind games CQ is playing with us.. Those Moroccans are in for a surprise. I do not understand why he does not test Majid Hosseini with PAG. Yes the kid is 21 and maybe inexperienced, but I rather instill my trust in him than Cheshmi because the kid is cool and calm in the back. TBH, we can speculate the line-ups till the very first match, but this game against Lithuania does not prove who our final 11 will be against Morocco

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