The horror of Iranian fans not being able to post their Post-Match Player ratings will be unbearable for some. What will we do without the ability to criticize and nit pick our fellow country men on their sub par performances against Lithuania?
To ease those individuals reflexive need to judge, I suggest we post imaginative ratings whereby we hypothetically pretend to imagine how the players likely performed according to our subjective perceptions of the given player's qualities:
i.e.
Shojaei: Slow, flat footed, why is on the team for God's sake?
Cheshmi: faghat yek cheshm dare
Azmoun: baba dasht selfie mighereft tooye pitch! Playboy pfft
Rezaeian: chera enghadt flex mikoone muscleash?
.....and so on and so forth
Happy trails folks
To ease those individuals reflexive need to judge, I suggest we post imaginative ratings whereby we hypothetically pretend to imagine how the players likely performed according to our subjective perceptions of the given player's qualities:
i.e.
Shojaei: Slow, flat footed, why is on the team for God's sake?
Cheshmi: faghat yek cheshm dare
Azmoun: baba dasht selfie mighereft tooye pitch! Playboy pfft
Rezaeian: chera enghadt flex mikoone muscleash?
.....and so on and so forth
Happy trails folks
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