TM-News-Vol. 6

[Abtin]

it's IFF, don't believe anything until both teams stand on the pitch and the ref. has blown the whistle for the game to start...

[taremiscores]

it's IFF, don't believe anything until both teams stand on the pitch and the ref. has blown the whistle for the game to start...

Yeah, some I guess haven't been following Iranian football long enough. The IRIFF promises the world and delivers nothing.

We'll get Uzbekistan, Syria, Lebanon and if we are lucky - Armenia.

[Leicester City]

Yeah, some I guess haven't been following Iranian football long enough. The IRIFF promises the world and delivers nothing.

We'll get Uzbekistan, Syria, Lebanon and if we are lucky - Armenia.

Well, the rationale by some was that because the IRIFF wanted to save face against sheytane bozorg va sheytane koochik at the World Cup, then IRIFF would ensure decent preparations so they won't get embarrassed at the World Cup against the US or England.

[Abtin]

Well, the rationale by some was that because the IRIFF wanted to save face against sheytane bozorg va sheytane koochik at the World Cup, then IRIFF would ensure decent preparations so they won't get embarrassed at the World Cup against the US or England.

And what rationale does IFF have? 🤔


😂

[Leicester City]

And what rationale does IFF have? 🤔


😂

Marg bar Amrika, Marg bar Israel... Rinse and repeat.

[Farzadfarhangni]

Guys, why so negative, please be patient. They have just sent the faxes to the six countries three days ago... BTW, IFF's researchers were able to unearth their fax numbers using a brilliant technology called 20 year old yellow pages... If they don't hear back by next month, they will send five ships, on to each country, with a messenger onboard each ship to expedite the process. Btw, one of the countries is landlocked so IFF's advanced ship technology does not work there. They are working night and day on a fix for that.

[Nokhodi]

آرزو بر خالی بندان عیب نیست.

[Leicester City]

آرزو بر خالی بندان عیب نیست.

Arezoo bar khali bandan eyb nist.

[The]

Me: Mom, can we get a Brazil?
Mom: We have a Brazil at home!
Brazil at home...

[O-ZoNe]

Guys, why so negative, please be patient. They have just sent the faxes to the six countries three days ago... BTW, IFF's researchers were able to unearth their fax numbers using a brilliant technology called 20 year old yellow pages... If they don't hear back by next month, they will send five ships, on to each country, with a messenger onboard each ship to expedite the process. Btw, one of the countries is landlocked so IFF's advanced ship technology does not work there. They are working night and day on a fix for that.

I hope you are wrong since most places use email and fax is so old school lol. Perhaps they can try emailing or calling before sending ships.

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[teammelli91]

You can't trust anyone who doesn't have a branded forehead. They must have a branded forehead, their shirt collars need to be open, and they have to smell like donkey piss. Otherwise we can't expect a friendly with Argentina or Brazil.

[Omids]

Guys, why so negative, please be patient. They have just sent the faxes to the six countries three days ago... BTW, IFF's researchers were able to unearth their fax numbers using a brilliant technology called 20 year old yellow pages... If they don't hear back by next month, they will send five ships, on to each country, with a messenger onboard each ship to expedite the process. Btw, one of the countries is landlocked so IFF's advanced ship technology does not work there. They are working night and day on a fix for that.

hahaha this is gold!

[Nokhodi]

Brazil is notorious for playing anyone who pays them. They don't care about proper preparation.

Argentina might play us not because we pay them but simply because they're in a group with Saudi and they might (mistakenly) think we play the same style.

If Brazil - Argentina is truly supposed to be played in Doha in late May or June, then IFF should definitely try and see if Argentina is available for a friendly.

[Kavian]

Guys, why so negative, please be patient. They have just sent the faxes to the six countries three days ago... BTW, IFF's researchers were able to unearth their fax numbers using a brilliant technology called 20 year old yellow pages... If they don't hear back by next month, they will send five ships, on to each country, with a messenger onboard each ship to expedite the process. Btw, one of the countries is landlocked so IFF's advanced ship technology does not work there. They are working night and day on a fix for that.

IFF and their faxes!! is so backward! ..

These people at IFF have no friends or contacts anywhere. Nobody takes these assholes seriously. It is not like they can pick up the phone, chitchat with a friend and then talk about arranging a friendly game. The have to use the coldest approach of sending a fax. Like people in modern world still reads faxes or even have a fax machine anymore! .. these people at IFF are so bloody backward! So bi savaad! .. I can only imagine, what IFF wrote on the fax; they probably asked Missaghi or Khianani with their full command of English language to write the letter. It is probably like this (full of spelling, grammar and punctuation errors);



Dear sir,...
with humble submission of politeness I am haj agha mohammad asghar e boghchi ... i am the grand manager of islamic republic of Iran football federation. i am very important at IFF. I am writing to you sir to ask if you want to play a friendly game with Iran before world cup. Iran good team and you good team too . we can help both teams make good ready for world cup . we beat USA in 1998. Estili scored with head. we are ready to play here or there, if you prefer here we clean up azadi for your if you want there we can come with Iran Air ... please let me know.
thank you very very mcuh.. you are very kind. please arrive hello to your father and mother.
for coming out of your shame, attached to this fax is a persian carpet with your country flag on it.. hope you and your wife like. We like!
Waiting for your fax.

[Omids]

IFF and their faxes!! is so backward! ..

These people at IFF have no friends or contacts anywhere. Nobody takes these assholes seriously. It is not like they can pick up the phone, chitchat with a friend and then talk about arranging a friendly game. The have to use the coldest approach of sending a fax. Like people in modern world still reads faxes or even have a fax machine anymore! .. these people at IFF are so bloody backward! So bi savaad! .. I can only imagine, what IFF wrote on the fax; they probably asked Missaghi or Khianani with their full command of English language to write the letter. It is probably like this (full of spelling, grammar and punctuation errors);



Dear sir,...
with humble submission of politeness I am haj agha mohammad asghar e boghchi ... i am the grand manager of islamic republic of Iran football federation. i am very important at IFF. I am writing to you sir to ask if you want to play a friendly game with Iran before world cup. Iran good team and you good team too . we can help both teams make good ready for world cup . we beat USA in 1998. Estili scored with head. we are ready to play here or there, if you prefer here we clean up azadi for your if you want there we can come with Iran Air ... please let me know.
thank you very very mcuh.. you are very kind. please arrive hello to your father and mother.
for coming out of your shame, attached to this fax is a persian carpet with your country flag on it.. hope you and your wife like. We like!
Waiting for your fax.

I am reading that with irooni accent, it is so real