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    Ronaldinho Vs England (joke)

    RONALDINHO VS ENGLAND
    It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
    Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.


    "What's up?" he asks.


    "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
    it's important but it's only England. They're sh*t and we can't be
    bothered."


    Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
    myself. You lads go down the pub."


    So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
    Brazilian team go off for a few jars.


    After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
    landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen
    reads
    "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)".


    He is beating England all by himself!


    Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
    remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They
    put
    the teletext on.


    "Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) England 1
    (Lampard 89 minutes)."


    They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against
    England!


    They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him
    in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
    hands.


    He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."


    "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And
    they only scored at the very, very end!"


    "No, no, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12 minutes."

    #2
    Lmao

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      #3
      Lol

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        #4
        Why did he get sent off?
        I went to Sharif University. I'm a superior genetic mutation, an improvement on the existing mediocre stock.

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          #5
          lol...
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            #6
            hahahahaah

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              #7
              lol nice

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                #8
                lol thanks

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                  #9
                  i dont get it





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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EKBATAN
                    i dont get it

                    lampard scores in the 89th minute,

                    ronaldinho (who was playing england by himself) got sent off in the 12th minute
                    We thank and support Mr.Kamran Delan for many years of dedication and service to Iranian Football Community.

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                      #11
                      i think i've heard that before.. but wait.. in that game ronaldinho wins it
                      heheheh
                      nice one
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                        #12
                        That joke doesnt make sense.Coz it must mean Lampard scored without a deflected shot unless............ it hit his own team mates before going in
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                          #13
                          Looooooool!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by futbol>>>IRAN
                            RONALDINHO VS ENGLAND
                            It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
                            Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
                            "What's up?" he asks.
                            "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
                            it's important but it's only England. They're sh*t and we can't be
                            bothered."
                            Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
                            myself. You lads go down the pub."
                            So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
                            Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
                            After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
                            landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen
                            reads
                            "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)".
                            He is beating England all by himself!
                            Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
                            remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They
                            put
                            the teletext on.
                            "Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) England 1
                            (Lampard 89 minutes)."
                            They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against
                            England!
                            They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him
                            in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
                            hands.
                            He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
                            "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And
                            they only scored at the very, very end!"
                            "No, no, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12 minutes."
                            moradam az xande!
                            LOOOOOOOOOOL

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                              #15
                              LOOOOOOL





                              Hilarious...taking the piss out of England's poor performing
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