Quotes of the Year

[PersianMadrid7]

"I'll bounce back - I'm not one to lie on a beach."
Former England manager Steve McClaren, shortly before jetting off for a break in Barbados.

"If we're talking lookalikes he's Toad of Toad Hall, isn't he?"
Holloway on new Chelsea boss Avram Grant.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7147556.stm

[Darvish11]

"It's a bit like Amsterdam. They look great in the window, but it's different when you go inside."
Comic Bob Mills debates the perils of football's transfer window.



looooooooooooooooool i knew that was too funny for someone other than a comedian to say that

[Darvish11]

We need some firouz karimi quotes on here

[chuck bass]

Roy Keane

A interviewer asked him before the season started, "how are you gonna escape relegation"

He just looked at him for 10 secs without blinking, and said "Say that word infront of me again and see what happens"

lol
I hated him as a player, but I love him as a coach

[persian boy]

"Sometimes on a day off I go to the Krispy Kreme doughnut shop. When we play at home, I go there after the game and it's like a doughnut party! Everyone is eating doughnuts inside their cars - it's like a disco!"
Cesc Fabregas reveals his Homer Simpson fitness philosophy.

[Obteene]

Firouz Karimi:
"ma behtareen zemeen khakeeye donya dareem"
"kote shans bood, alan bayed ateeshesh bezanam"
"(talking about a fan who ran onto the field) ma agar oone peyda koneem meebareem forward estefadeh meekoneem...man fekr meekonam ke eene ke man deedam daei ben johnson bood"
"lot befarmayeed ke az samteh raast ye saant befarmayeed tashakor meekonam az hosne tavajoyeh hasrate ali"

[Keshwardoost]

Firouz Karimi:
"ma behtareen zemeen khakeeye donya dareem"
"kote shans bood, alan bayed ateeshesh bezanam"
"(talking about a fan who ran onto the field) ma agar oone peyda koneem meebareem forward estefadeh meekoneem...man fekr meekonam ke eene ke man deedam daei ben johnson bood"
"lot befarmayeed ke az samteh raast ye saant befarmayeed tashakor meekonam az hosne tavajoyeh hasrate ali"

[teammelli34]

Roy Keane

A interviewer asked him before the season started, "how are you gonna escape relegation"

He just looked at him for 10 secs without blinking, and said "Say that word infront of me again and see what happens"

lol
I hated him as a player, but I love him as a coach