One day a fifa representative contacted me and asked me to come up with solutions and new ideas that would better the game for the good.
He told me that my decisions would be final and binding.
Excited by this prospect I sat down and though about it long and hard..
I felt like a great dictator which what ever I said stood, somtimes such people are good and needed for society because we know whats best(sit on it biatch!) and no one can question us (ahh the perfect world!).
And so my ideas began .
First football shall be reduced to 10 men playing on the field this will allow for more space on the field for play. Yet players will have to become fitter and stronger to cover more ground. I believe such rule will solve the cramming up on defences which results in conservative boring play.
second offside will be increased to one metre , that is a player can be 1m ahead of the defender when recieving the ball and no more. If the linesmen feels that the player is more than a metre ahead he will rule the player offside. This will result in more goals and more exciting games.
3rd a player that recieves a red card will be allowed back on when the opposition scores a goal. The player will be allocated to a 'sin bin' when recieved a red card. However the player will still miss the next match when recieving a red card.
4th the punishement on diving will be ruthless so ruthless that players like cristiano ronaldo will not even think about diving again because it will cost them and their team. Depending on the severity of the dive a player can get a staight red card! And the player will miss 2 matches instead of one.
finally penalties will become a thing in the past. I believe penalties do not always result in a fair outcome which the better team wins. After 90min the 'golden goal' rule will come back on and in extra time there will be no offside which will determine a winner much sooner. This way the game is won on the field and not from the spot kick so the team with the most stamina and determination to win does so.
These are the new rules get used to the people.
"ALL HAIL THE GREAT FUTBOL>>>IRAN"
He told me that my decisions would be final and binding.
Excited by this prospect I sat down and though about it long and hard..
I felt like a great dictator which what ever I said stood, somtimes such people are good and needed for society because we know whats best(sit on it biatch!) and no one can question us (ahh the perfect world!).
And so my ideas began .
First football shall be reduced to 10 men playing on the field this will allow for more space on the field for play. Yet players will have to become fitter and stronger to cover more ground. I believe such rule will solve the cramming up on defences which results in conservative boring play.
second offside will be increased to one metre , that is a player can be 1m ahead of the defender when recieving the ball and no more. If the linesmen feels that the player is more than a metre ahead he will rule the player offside. This will result in more goals and more exciting games.
3rd a player that recieves a red card will be allowed back on when the opposition scores a goal. The player will be allocated to a 'sin bin' when recieved a red card. However the player will still miss the next match when recieving a red card.
4th the punishement on diving will be ruthless so ruthless that players like cristiano ronaldo will not even think about diving again because it will cost them and their team. Depending on the severity of the dive a player can get a staight red card! And the player will miss 2 matches instead of one.
finally penalties will become a thing in the past. I believe penalties do not always result in a fair outcome which the better team wins. After 90min the 'golden goal' rule will come back on and in extra time there will be no offside which will determine a winner much sooner. This way the game is won on the field and not from the spot kick so the team with the most stamina and determination to win does so.
These are the new rules get used to the people.
"ALL HAIL THE GREAT FUTBOL>>>IRAN"
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