nicknames for Soccer players

[elnino99]

so each player has a nickname that makes real sense, and some insulting ones given to them by the fans of opposition teams. let's get rolling. insulting ones are in RED

Torres- LadyboySaint Stevie Me, the G-Force, Captain Fantastic

Lampard- Fat Frankie, the God
he ain't really fat though


CR9= Ronaldive
Xavi= the through ball master
Berbatov= Berbash!t, Berbaflop, Berbagod
Tevez (when he was in Man U)= Benchvez
Rooney= Shrek
Ferdinand= pothead
Vermaelen = Verminator
Mascherano= the Monster
Raul= Razghul
Eduardo= Dudo
Arshavin= Arsha
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sorry if it is too EPL related, because I admit I have limited detailed knowledge about other leagues especially Serie A. feel free to add, supporting pics will be welcome

[Zamboor]

ronaldo = gay boy, cry boy, what else?

rooney = pig boy

[Noveen11]

frederico macheda- KIKOOOOOOO

[persian boy]

Drogba - Top Drog

[The Joker]

Higuain - El Pipita

[persian_parsa]

pipo inzaghi- haj khanoom

karimi- asian maradona, wizard of tehran

[shayan20]

xavi-el meastero
messi-little wizard
ronaldinho-black horse

[masoud nekounam]

karimi - the wizard
masoud - the show
hashemian - the helicopter

[radin119]

masoud is the magician

[milad]

ronaldo- el phenomeno
ruud- van goal
higuain- el pipita
raul - el grande capitan
robben- the flying dutchman
casillas- saint iker
negredo- the wild animal of vallecas

now the ones i made up:

xavi- xaviour
messi- messiah
roberto carlos- king carlos
cristiano ronado- crystiana gaynaldo
kaka- infinity 8
xabi alonso- 4 eyes
sergio ramos- spanish stallion
lass- midfield general
gago- mr turnover
benzema- benz
drenthe- the bull/raging rasta
marcelo- the kid
guti- football optical
valdes- voops
reyes- the forgotten man
heinze- the keepers nightmare
saviola- bench money
torres- goldenboy
totti- tooti
materazzi- ratatalian

[elnino99]

The thread started with high quality soccer players, and then after a few posts we were talking about Masoud the magician ????

if Masoud is the magician, I wonder what Messi would be. lmao

thank you Milad for giving this thread some class by mentioning some good players.



baba, get real, those Iranian players are so overrated by us

[shayan_esteghlali]

Nikbakht - Khaleh nikki, Khaleh Khiki, Khaleh Nikkiye Khiki...

[persian boy]

Enayati & Khatibi - Dumb and Dumber

[Arian]

negredo- the wild animal of vallecas

is that actually his nickname?

Enayati & Khatibi - Dumb and Dumber