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Thought it would be a good idea to have a thread to all player related (Green) or team related (Aus, Spain) performances
Will start with England jokes lol..
Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal.
Tomorrow, he and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
1). Out of the last 11 major tournaments England have only won 2 of their opening matches. It could have been the Cook Islands or an Outer Hebredes XI and we still would have flattered to deceive. Sluggish.
2). Emile Heskey was always going to miss that one on one, he’s made a career out of being the worlds only non goal scoring international striker. Cart horse
3). Ledley King has a body that is as frail as an old man, the injury was inevitable. Sicknote
4). Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard are as effective as a partnership as Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy. Incompatible.
5). David Beckham could still probably cross a better ball with two snapped achilles, a ruptured cruciate ligament, a hernia and a crushed spine than a fully fit Shaun Wright Phillips and Aaron Lennon. End Product.
6). Jamie Carragher will shout, jump, kick the opposition players and the ball high into the air but he would struggle to win a hundred yard race with Trevor the Tortoise. Super Slowmo.
7) On a Rainbow nation, a Green error has made the nation Blue.
Thought it would be a good idea to have a thread to all player related (Green) or team related (Aus, Spain) performances
Will start with England jokes lol..
Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal.
Tomorrow, he and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
1). Out of the last 11 major tournaments England have only won 2 of their opening matches. It could have been the Cook Islands or an Outer Hebredes XI and we still would have flattered to deceive. Sluggish.
2). Emile Heskey was always going to miss that one on one, he’s made a career out of being the worlds only non goal scoring international striker. Cart horse
3). Ledley King has a body that is as frail as an old man, the injury was inevitable. Sicknote
4). Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard are as effective as a partnership as Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy. Incompatible.
5). David Beckham could still probably cross a better ball with two snapped achilles, a ruptured cruciate ligament, a hernia and a crushed spine than a fully fit Shaun Wright Phillips and Aaron Lennon. End Product.
6). Jamie Carragher will shout, jump, kick the opposition players and the ball high into the air but he would struggle to win a hundred yard race with Trevor the Tortoise. Super Slowmo.
7) On a Rainbow nation, a Green error has made the nation Blue.
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