Ronaldo is now a father

[Sumerian]

At first you'd think this would dispel all gay rumors, but actually the baby was conceived through a surrogate mother and will be raised by Ronaldo's mother & sister. Wow.

Cristiano Ronaldo's baby son 'born to American woman'

Cristiano Ronaldo: Baby Via Surrogate

[K.C.I.N.]

we should call him michael jackson from now on

[BacheLot]

attention whore..!!

[toofan]

why need for a surrogate ?

[Darvish11]

why need for a surrogate ?

because otherwise he would have to stick his penis in a womans vagina, and this is ronaldo we're talking about

[Shervin.]

wtf is this a joke???

[Sumerian]

because otherwise he would have to stick his penis in a womans vagina, and this is ronaldo we're talking about

Exactly.

wtf is this a joke???

Nope.

[Darvish11]

Nope.

actually it does kinda seem like something a ronaldo hater like myself would make up..."an article about ronaldo fathering a child?! PFFT must be surrogate"
i could definitley see someone saying that as a joke and it taking off