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    If Football (Soccer) Clubs were Movies...

    Manchester United: The GodfatherHull City: Forrest Gump

    Burblingly optimistic comedy idiot savant leads a small gaggle of unlikely creatures on an unbelievable romp into the low tranche of the top tier of English football. Is he really a genius? Or, more likely, not? Best line: "My unconvincing spray tan is vaguely reminiscent of a box of chocolates."


    Manchester City: Avatar

    A cast of expensively assembled light-blue creatures attempt to take over the world. Wildly futuristic massive-budget work-in-progress that aims to rewrite all the rules by dreaming big, thinking big, and generally chucking loads of money all over the place. Filmed in three-billion-dollar vision, so only makes any kind of sense when seen through special money-coloured glasses.

    Liverpool: Titanic

    The big, dominant "ship" that is inevitably sinking as it went to the "Americans"

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    feel free to add whatever you can think of, be creative and make connections between the movie and the club

    #2
    Real Madrid: Porn Movie with Wierd Storyline
    A woman graduates from university, marries a good man, has everything she could want in life... but no she wants more. It turns out she's addicted to sex, and her husband doesn't fulfill her every need... also she's in debt. She decides to meet up with a well known Spanish porn director named Florentino Perez to make her millions... after that the movie continues with sex scenes. In the end she realizes she doesn't want to expose herself needlessly and returns to a stable life with her husband and career. But it seems every few years her addiction returns... and she's also in debt.

    Barcelona: The Matrix
    Just imagine Messi with sunglasses and the defenders wearing suits... and his girlfriend in the movie is Ibrahimovic or Xavi whatever is your taste.

    AC MILAN: The Shawkshank Redemption
    After being wrongly jailed the entire team escapes.

    Liverpool: Saving Private Ryan
    The entire team is saving Benitez from the Nazis.

    Alcorcon: Slumdog Millionaire
    You get it.


    This is fun, I can go on and on with more movies for each team, I'll do it later I'm tired, good thread.
    The Worker-communist Party of Iran (WPI)
    For the struggle in Iran: "In retrospect, all revolutions seem inevitable. Beforehand, all revolutions seem impossible.
    http://iransolidarity.blogspot.com/
    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref...id=96192296995
    http://worker-communistpartyofiran.blogspot.com/
    http://www.youtube.com/user/WPITV

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      #3
      Originally posted by PersianMadrid7 View Post
      Real Madrid: Porn Movie with Wierd Storyline
      A woman graduates from university, marries a good man, has everything she could want in life... but no she wants more. It turns out she's addicted to sex, and her husband doesn't fulfill her every need... also she's in debt. She decides to meet up with a well known Spanish porn director named Florentino Perez to make her millions... after that the movie continues with sex scenes. In the end she realizes she doesn't want to expose herself needlessly and returns to a stable life with her husband and career. But it seems every few years her addiction returns... and she's also in debt.

      Barcelona: The Matrix
      Just imagine Messi with sunglasses and the defenders wearing suits... and his girlfriend in the movie is Ibrahimovic or Xavi whatever is your taste.

      AC MILAN: The Shawkshank Redemption
      After being wrongly jailed the entire team escapes.

      Liverpool: Saving Private Ryan
      The entire team is saving Benitez from the Nazis.

      Alcorcon: Slumdog Millionaire
      You get it.


      This is fun, I can go on and on with more movies for each team, I'll do it later I'm tired, good thread.
      hahaha. alcorcon! good one.


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        #4
        Last edited by Kasra.; 11-14-2009, 07:05 PM.




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          #5
          ey baba





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            #6
            Originally posted by Agha Kasra View Post
            ey baba

            funny
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              #7
              ^aftabeh saaziyeh ghazvin

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                #8
                lool no reply by elnino




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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Agha Kasra View Post
                  lool no reply by elnino

                  HIIIIIIIII

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